Villains for Ham-Boy or Meet the Disgruntles!

Post By L! Mon Jul 07, 2003 at 03:23:16 pm EST

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WRITER'S NOTE: Here is my entry for new villian week, I know it's short but it works.

An abandoned warehouse in the warehouse district of Parodipolis.

A gathered group of evil people meet. They all have one thing incoming they hate the master of meat, Ham-Boy. They have all fought Ham-boy & lost.

The group sits around a table.

" I have gathered you all here today for one reason & one reason only. To help me defeat the dreaded Ham-Boy." said Robert Crunch, better known as the Evil Captain Crunch. He is the evil twin brother of the cereal icon. He looks exactly like his brother but has black hair not white. He is Ham-Boy's most evilest of villains.

" Why should we help you?" said Dr. Peacock. He is the second evilest villain of Ham-Boy. During a military experiment, Dr. Pete Cox was conducting an experiment on birds & atomic radiation. It exploded & caused a peacock to be merged with him. He now uses the peacock tail feather, which have merged with him for evil.

"Well, we have fought Ham-Boy before but with our combined power we should be able to defeat him,now." The Evil Captain Crunch said.

" Well, I was the first villain to fight him, I stopped him once but...."

" Did she fall asleep, again?" Dr. Peacock said.

" What? Where am I? Ah, yes! I stopped Ham-Boy once but he got away." Auntie Freeze said. She was Ham-Boy's first villain. She is an old lady with ice powers. She is one evil grandmother!

"Is there a point to that story?" Kitty Boom Boom said as she petted one of her cats.

" Is there ever a point to Auntie Freeze's stories?"

" Yeah, your right." Kitty Boom Boom said. She is one of the newest villains of Ham-Boy. Her father has fought Ham-Boy before & he was defeated,many times. She took her father's atomic exploding cats to go defeat Ham-Boy. She actually hasn't fought him yet.

"I don't know why I am here. I have caught Ham-Boy & almost killed him." Grammar said. He fights people with his power over the English language.

"Yeah, like Auntie Freeze almost killed him, too." Dr. Peacock said.

"People, people, if we keep fighting among ourselves will never get to fighting Ham-Boy." The Evil Captain Crunch said.

"Ok, what is your plan to defeat him?" Grammar said

" We all corner him & use our powers to defeat him."

"That sound like a bad plan." Dr. Peacock said.

"I like that plan." Kitty Boom Boom said.

"Of course you do, you have never fought him before." Grammar said.

"Don't we need a name? All evil teams need a name?" Auntie Freeze says

" How about the Five against Ham-Boy?" Kitty Boom Boom said

"No, Evil Captain Crunch & the Disgruntles?"

"I like the disgruntled part." Dr. Peacock said

"It's set we are the Disgruntles!" The Evil Captain Crunch said.

And so, that day the Disgruntles were formed!

The End!

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Follow-Ups:

Wow. These guys have nothing on the Proctology. (no text) - ManMan - Tue Jul 08, 2003 at 08:22:49 pm EST I'm getting hungry..Very funny (no text) - Yo - Tue Jul 08, 2003 at 07:28:07 am EST It's amazing to me that a boy with the power over meat can have so many villains. I'm surprised there is'nt one called.. the Vegitarian! (no text) - ag - Tue Jul 08, 2003 at 01:14:15 am EST He might ! - L! - Tue Jul 08, 2003 at 02:04:23 pm EST It's refreshing to see a supervillain team that would readily accept Argh!Yle as one of its members. :) (no text) - CrazySugarFreakBoy! - Mon Jul 07, 2003 at 10:04:39 pm EST I wonder if Dr. Peacock has a brother named Captain Peacock. But then, we'd be seeing Mr. Humphries and Mrs. Slocombe... (no text) - Nats - Mon Jul 07, 2003 at 08:52:48 pm EST "Are you being served" rocks ! - L! - Tue Jul 08, 2003 at 02:03:31 pm EST I like their strategy to beat Ham-Boy. Villains today tend to overthink their plots. (no text) - killer shrike - Mon Jul 07, 2003 at 06:52:17 pm EST How is a peacock tail feather used for evil? Looking forward to finding out! (no text) - Visionary - Mon Jul 07, 2003 at 05:00:50 pm EST They just are ! - L! - Tue Jul 08, 2003 at 02:13:51 pm EST Excellent villains. Can Ham Boy save his bacon? (no text) - HH awaits the meeting - Mon Jul 07, 2003 at 04:21:20 pm EST I don't know, you will need to wait & find out ! - L! - Tue Jul 08, 2003 at 02:05:26 pm EST

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